juin 2010
Something just scratched my door and it was probably my cat BUT WHAT IF IT WASN’T
Larry "Pants on the ground" Platt was found dead... →
stutchywinchester:
thisisnotofimport:
It might be fake, tho.
wow i can’t even
I thought everyone knew this isn’t real.
vitalregions:
han-solo:
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
slightlyamusing:
fuckyeahalbuquerque:
Don’t Do It!!!! You’ve been warned… .
This is the only one I’ve seen where I actually had no idea until I tilted my screen.
Can someone tell me what this is because I’m too scared to do it
Goatse butthole doesn’t bother me much anymore.
Oh I don’t even know what that is but whatever
I thought...
Oh my god I just missed like two Ditto eggs on GPX+
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME GOD
mai 2010
bestialityandnecrophilia:
ablackman:
lightningbolts:
bowelmovement:
flareon-:
silversplinter:
-brittany:
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around...
funeral:
turnofthecentury:
I feel that there is much to be said for the Celtic belief that the souls of those whom we have lost are held captive in some inferior being, in an animal, in a plant, in some inanimate object, and so effectively lost to us until the day (which to many never comes) when we happen to pass by the tree or to obtain possession of the object which forms their prison....
quotes by famous serial killers
timmyy-tease:
mau5:
“To me, this world is nothing but evil, and my own evil just happened to come out cause of the circumstances of what I was doing.” - Aileen Wuornos
“I like children, they are tasty.”- Albert Fish
“When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can’t stop it, the monster goes on, and hurts me as well as...
Oh my god there’s a picture of some dumb bitch being run over and her brain is all over and ever since I was little I’ve been afraid of brains and njfdngdh I’M GOING TO DIE
Girafarig is a palindrome did you know that
visionsofyou:
palindrome sounds like something sarah palin says that makes you groan becaue drome sounds like groan and i’m really tired and allergic and frustrated goodnight!!!
NINE MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL (and this includes finals)
I never knew that but you sound like you’re high or maybe you sound normal and I sound like I’m high
But Girafarigs are so hard to catch ugh
Ugh Tumblr why do you kill my gifs
STOP LEAKING MY SECRETS ALL OVER THE INTERNET WHAT IF MY MOM FINDS OUT OH MY GOD...
– BECCA (via vitalregions)
Becca was looking for gifs that are sassy in nature and this came up as a result and I had to explain
I had to write a composition in French the other day but I don’t know how to do reflexive verbs in the passé composé so I probably got like a third of full credit.
Why do they have McDonald’s in France
I just woke up and my mother told me that we have to go to a barbecue tomorrow because my mother was invited by her friend and her friend is the mother of one of kids who used to be like my best friend in elementary school but now she hates me
Wow isn’t that going to be fun